October 2011
6 posts
“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round...”
– Steve Jobs
August 2011
5 posts
2 tags
dang, i really hope the internet lasts forever.
the other day, i decided to go look for my old xanga. for those of you not familiar, xanga was the shit when i was in high school. i actually fancied myself a xanga zen master cuz it was really how i figured out how to write html codes to customize my xanga. it was hilarious to go back and read the shit i wrote back then haha. and that’s why i hope the internet never goes away and all this...
Its funny how the people you knew in high school change after you graduate, go to college, and leave them alone until you find them on Facebook 9 years later. Sometimes its easy to kind of predict what people will be like 10 years later. Like your goth kids will probably still be into zombies, wearing a lot of black, and still totally digging the Cure. And although they may still be a complete...
“The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Fame is a by-product...”
– Banksy
Once upon a time,
there was a king who ruled a great and glorious nation. Favorite amongst his subjects was the court painter of whom he was very proud. Everybody agreed this wizzened old man painted the greatest pictures in the whole kingdom and the king would spend hours each day gazing at them in wonder.
However, one day a dirty and dishevelled stranger presented himself at the court claiming that in fact he...
Blergh.
So that last post I had of a half-blowed up Jake Gyllenhaal wasn’t very pleasant to look at. And instead of deleting it, I’ve decided to post this so that it wasn’t the first thing in my face everytime I came to my Tumblr. Pretty, cute, yummier things to come next, I promise.
June 2011
5 posts
“The Lakers? Is that like a volleyball team?”
– Sean (gay guy who works at Crabby Bill’s crab shack, nice guy)
“Give me liberty and I don’t want liberty.”
– Patrick Henry (via Stephen Colbert)
why do reality shows with any sort of performance and judging insist on making their stage and sets look like the inside of some alien space ship?
May 2011
1 post
"I got what the world would call a normal, boring...
…I wake up in the morning, get dressed, drive myself to work, put on a nametag, take my brain out of my skull, and place it in a drawer. I spend the next 9 hours smiling at people, pretending to be interested in their happiness, tolerating the company of my coworkers, staring at the clock. At the end of the day I take my nametag off, open the drawer, reach for my brain, pop it back inside,...
February 2011
3 posts
the Steelers should re-name their team to the TurnOver-ers.
January 2011
11 posts
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and...”
– Frank Sinatra
An Education
i LOVED everything about this movie.
when i move to London, i’m going to speak with a British accent, wear Burberry raincoats, drink Earl Grey tea, and drive on the right hand side of the road.
perfection.
i heart pink cupcakes. →
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
please god, let there be cupcakes in heaven, and... →
